Art or Pornography?

It's a Britney Mini-me with bad eyeliner. Isn't one enough?
- Reasons for birth control

what little girl says "mommy, i want to grow up to be a
whore." not my children, i'll tell you that much.
- ice queen

Gosh she's really pretty!
How can I get in contact with her?
- Jon-Benet's Bro

Hey big sis: I'm a slaaaaaaave 4 u?....Oh I wish and pray
that I can be a virgin til I'm married just like my big sis Britney!
What does "dick tease" mean? Hit me baby, one more time!
- bad mama spears

Don't you know that women are the only works of art?
- Don "Eyes Closed" Henley

Porn, because I don't think Jamie Lynn is the
hump-your-own-gear coffeehouse singer,
Shakespeare-in-the-park actor,
nightclub go-go dancer-to-put-herself-through-college type.

I hope I'm wrong.
- Scott

"Now this lotion right here has lots of ingredients, so
it's a good value. It has ginko balboa extract in it. Know what that
is?" "No." "It makes your skin all slick and smooth, so liquid rolls
right off it... like water... lemon juice... urine--now this over here.."
- Passive Aggressive Pam

You all know what I think.
- W.C. Fields

Get this piece of trash off my screen!
- Guido

Blonde Ambition!
- Jung Stuff

Looks like a baby Stevie Nicks !!!
- Miami Mike

Ok I am just going to close my eyes
and pinch myself and when I wake up,
John Lennon will be giving that girl a sound kick in the pants.
- the quietest of baboos

...i'm sure giving great head helps a bunch.
she learned that from sissy too.
- riding on coattails

Well, doesn't that just suck the fun out of childhood.
- Mark-o


10/16/2002

"Jamie Lynn Spears, little sister of Britney, is expecting no favors as she tries to follow in her successful sister's footsteps. Jamie Lynn, who has confirmed that she wants to become a star, knows it won't be easy making it in show business. The precocious youngster says , 'Having Britney as my big sister is definitely an advantage. Of course it will open doors for me. But getting in the door and getting the job are two different things. No one is going to cast me just because I have a famous sister. I'll get the job only if I am the best person that shows up at the audition. I dont think fans want me to be Britney number two anyway, There's only one Jamie Lynn and, whatever I do, I hope I'll be accepted as my own person.' Jamie Lynn has allready modelled for a Kids 'R' Us fashion show and has high ambitions. "She says, 'I want to do what Britney does. Sing, dance, act - I want to do it all.'"