Halloween has become an everyday event.
Why not declare October 31, " SANITY DAY" and donate the candy and costume money to the homeless?
- wasted energy

I've been a naughty nurse, I'm feeling very feverish,
daddy...I need you to take my temperature, with your biig
thermometer....STAT!!
- Bad Mama

Nurse Betty, demonstrating the do-it-yourself silicone
breast injection system...
- That looks suspiciously like a caulking gun...

And JUST WHERE do you think you are gonna stick that ???
- Dr. Ben Dover

Hello...Aileen Wuornos ...your time has come...
- Florida Warden

Loook...I just did my own collagen lips !!
- Miami Mike

Where can I get a peroxide refill ??
- 'nother blonde ?

Hey Ma...meet my new girlfriend... BOTOX HOTBOX !!
- Bo(tox) Derek

Ooh La la! i wonder what the cat costume looks like!
- Fluffy

with that syringe she might be more believable as a giant mosquito
....of love.
- love junkie, that funky junkie

If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.
- nurse ratched