11/17/2004:
The Hardee's fast food chain has rolled out its new 1,400-calorie Monster Thickburger, with 107 grams of fat. The sandwich boasts two one-third-pound beef patties, four strips of bacon, three slices of cheese, topped with mayonnaise on a buttered sesame seed bun.

"The result is an updated version of a classic that requires two hands, a firm grip and a serious appetite," said a statement from the restaurant. Available in all Hardee's restaurants starting Monday, the Monster Thickburger costs $5.49. For a $7.09, it comes with fries and a soda.

An executive said it's the burger that "everyone would like to get, but not the one you get all the time."
 
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Monster Heartattack is more like it...
- I like my arteries clear, thanks though

The kiddie meal version comes with a DEFIBRILLATOR as the toy surprise !!

- Miami Mike

HOT DAMN....Ya made me lick my monitor screen !!!
I am not ashamed to admit that.

- 7T'sSoFla (home of BURGER KING)

To find your nearest HARDEES...dial 1-800-HARDEES. Sorry no delivery available.
You can fax your order and it will be ready for pick-up as you arrive !!

- YUM YUM CLUB

"Excuse me, sir. I'll take the quadruple bypass on a bun, please."
- Mmmmm....surgery...yum.

So, as I understand it, it's probably not kosher...
-Anon.
PORNOGRAPHY!
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