5/17/2002:
"Star Wars director George Lucas says Jedi Knights are allowed to have sex, despite their monk-like existence.  He says the light sabre-wielding warriors aren't celibate. No Jedi Knight has yet been seen with a partner in any of the five Star Wars movies.  But at a press conference to mark the launch of the fifth film Attack Of The Clones, which premiered in London last night, Lucas said: 'Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships.'  Samuel L Jackson, who plays Jedi Mace Windu, said they spent their time meditating 'like most men are supposed to do in monk-like situations.'"
PORNOGRAPHY!
(44 Votes- 20% Art, 80% Porn)
Selected Comments:
Who you callin' a client of the
" Hair Club fo' men " sucka ??
- Dread

Its a damn shame that lucas put big name actors in the new star wars films, it cheapens them almost as much as j.j.b.
- Dis A pointed

Pure artistic phallicicism!
- solman

It's amazing that something that bright doesn't illuminate his hands and clothes or cause shadows on his face....Could the light saber beam have been added post photo session ??? Come on...   CONTINUITY EDITOR / SPECIAL FX people let's make it believable!!!!  Even a
homebound computer hack could've done better. May the farce be with him.
- Miami Mike


and they thought cod-pieces were cool, dang... what a shlang!
- lala

Sam.. BAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!
-shaw

niggers cant be jedis
- Sherrif (sic) Buford
Uh, sorry Sheriff- says here
that Rednecks can't be Jedis. -Ed.


so strangely phallic
- mee-mo

If Yoda don't look like a bitch,
then why you tryin' to fuck him?
- Jojo



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