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| 3/26/2004: |
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| We're
diversifying here at GerardPas.com
that is, we're not just making art! What with all this misery, we've
decide to enter into the pharmaceutical business and we've created the
PaS PAIN RELIEF PATCH™. Unlike other current advertising trends,
we're not just selling the package at GerardPas.com. This is a fine
example of selling the sizzle as well as the steak and this steak is
cooked to perfection. This is an elixir to cure all your modern ailments,
from simple back-aches to the more serious, anxiety, social estrangement
and more.
We are also presently working on a combination "Memory Loss - Anti-Depressant". When completed, you'll be able to remember all the pitfalls and bad times of your life instead of just looking at the highlights of our common wretchedness in art history, i.e. Poussin's The Rape of the Sabine Women, Goya's The Third of May, Gericault's The Raft of the Medusa, Picasso's Guernica, Rembrandt's The Blinding of Samson, etc. (WARNING: The Surgeon General advices that one side-effect of this drug is that you'll also remember every work of art by Norman Rockwell, which we're all to happy to forget.) |
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Selected Comments: |
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to say topical-anal-gee-sick 5 times fast. - :D What does it do to REPUBLICANS ??? - 7T'sSoFla What's in the patch? Strychnine? - The Youth of America Yeah, but can it cook steak. - Well huh? can it? That's what I thought. DUDE....that's SOME RASH !!! Guess that you should have asked before you kissed her... - Miami Mike oh. look. an arthur murray sex diagram. - tongue-licious. |
| ART! |
| (21
Votes- 81% Art, 19% Porn) |
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