7/9/2002:

"One time during the '72 campaign, Nixon went on Hee Haw to try and drum up support from the missing chromosome crowd. There were dozens of memorable moments (including a riotous interlude with those two hambone guys who would slap spoons on their knees and make those "hee-hah-haw-huh" noises; Nixon ended up taking the loose fence board in the rear."

Selected Comments:
You don't wanna know what those boys are laughing 'bout...
- D. Liverance

What's for supper Grampaw ???
- Miami Mike

HOT DAMN !!! Thayut shuuuure is arrrut.
Whar's mah fried banana sammich ??
- Appalachia Dementia

I honestly don't think it's either. It's just ha
- ?ask?

Another president lowering himself to get blown off
by the missing chromosome crowd.
- William Jefferson Clinton

If that was Nixon's lunch box...
I'd be careful what I said around it or about it.
- BigRepublicanBrother

After the flogging, Nixon was never the same.He went on to demand a flogging once a week throughout his political career. The missing minutes on the infamous tape were of his moans as he was being spanked by Leopold,
a.k.a. Gordon L.
- Miss Infacts

Nixon took a fence board in the rear?
I bet the splinters were a bitch to get out.
- Seattle Sam
PORNOGRAPHY!
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