How did you find this? Why did you find this?
- Aughhhhhh!

I'd be more impressed if it came out her ear.
- wooden shoe

holy frickin' god!
What does someone acheive by doing that. Seriously.
- Me

I thought that it was supposed to go in her mouth
and come out her nose?
- SerpentFreud

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- Miami Mike

I'll bet that's one DISGUSTED snake.
God knows what other orifices it's been forced to crawl through.
- 7T'sSoFla

Cleft-pallate chick causes commotion cuz creepy creature
crawls cautiously over chin corner...it's completely concerned that chick
chews compulsively...constantly...completely.
- CCC

That will teach you to fall asleep in the woods on a cold night.
- Haven Maven

Feng Shui mistress shows how to use nature to catch many
birds. She lays motionless on ground and when bird alight on face to
catch worm...she grab. She eat.
- Confucious

Good thing she didn't try to do that with a goat !
- It'd be pissed !

EWWWW. What if the snake has to go to the bathroom.
Is it house...er...nose-broken ???
- Heavy Petting

Whoever can do that is a work of art all on their own.
- no paint needed

...a vibrant depiction of uniqueness, boldness, and
eccentricity for a special occasion...
- peace advocate

If she sneezes, the snake comes out of somewhere else.
- The Youth Of America

Woman:
Loog ad be! I hab a snake ub by nose
and come-bing out ub by bouth.
Audience:
Look at that woman with the
snake in her mouth! Wow!
Snake:
Am I to die? Alas, as I find myself in the hot, moist mouth of the loud and massive beast, her cacophony of shoutings piercing my meditations on life and lost loves, I am reminded of an -- dare I say -- arousing
pleading by Andrew Marvell. With my sincerest apologies I humbly offer two lines as a personal recitation, slightly revised.

"The grave's a private place and fine,
But none, I think, do there entwine."
- Scott