Wow...His work is gorgeous, lucious, detailed, and
breathtaking...I think I just had an orgasm!!!!!
- emmmalicious

Tattoos, not just for prison inmates anymore.
- georg E

So how does someone that used an emoticon get yesterdays
coveted, large font selected comment place of honor?
I mean, use of emoticons should automatically disqualify
someone for internet use altogether.
- :P <--- this is supposed to be a tongue?? DIE!!
Don't dog on Emmalicious, we just gave her an orgasm!!!  -Ed.

It's like Wrong Turn: The Early Years
- King Chicken

so he shares a unique talent with 1,000,000 other people,
big deal
- *yawn*

I'd say that pretty much sums it up for showing
what "writhing in pain" means...
- For the guy and the tattoo...

MAD COW DISEASE.
- Miami Mike

I can do that with SILLY PUTTY and
not have to get poked by all those needles.
- 7T'sSoFla

" He's got Tim Burton's Thighs "
- Sung to "BETTE DAVIS EYES"

hello mister melty-face man. you wanna be my boyfriend?
- A. Retarded

i was unaware that hearts grew on vines. pick me a winner, baby.
- ice queen

Hey...it's time for that leg of lamb to be a leg on the lam...
change the pic !!!
- Minds Eye

So that's why LAURA BUSH always wears those long skirts !!!
- Hidden Ass Etts

good job on the christmas AoP. i've been looking forward to
it all year. i'm going to go kill myself now.
- grinchee

The more we bleed the more we live.
- -I Needles