My bowels had been overly irritated all week when a visit
to the doctor and the ensuing colonoscopy revealed the real reason
behind my runny behind.
- Tubetrouble

I see some beautiful peaks, too.
- King Chicken

The dame on the right--maybe she thinks no one will notice
the stalactites under her shirt.
- Bad Mama

If stalactites grow down and stalagmites grow up,
what the hell are those? Stalapermatits? Bratootites?
- cave dweller

Bullet Bra'd Burnsville Babe burrows beneath Blue Ridge !!!
- BBBBaby !

Looks quite nippy in there to me...
- Breast Man

Damn...you'll put an eye out with those things !!
- Miami Mike

Hell is for Children !
- Pat Benatar

You're not supposed to touch the formations dumbass, it
only took millions of years to make them, and you effectively
'kill' them in seconds with the oil from your fingers.
- when will they learn?

Who says they cannot get enough yoni, hun?
- :D

Ewww...don't put your hand on that slippery slimy thing !!
- Where are HIS hands ?

Now we're going to Linville Caverns now here we go....
We're going to Linville Caverns way down below...
And we're going to Linville Caverns now here we go....
We're going to Linville Caverns way down below...
- Two girls for every boy...

Ohh...the consequences of teenage pre-marital sex...
- 7T'sSoFla