Art or Pornography?

"If I wanted to watch an overly tanned dude with a double-chin cracking wise every couple of minutes (without much success), I'd just watch myself in the mirror for an hour and a half and save myself the lousy bucks that I spent on this lousy movie. And if I wanted to see the gorgeous Elizabeth Hurley strutting around in a short Catholic schoolgirl's skirt and cowboy boots (which I did!), I'd either rent BEDAZZLED again (not as bad as this garbage) or check out any of the zillion website photo galleries dedicated to the curvaceous lady with the golden smile (and top-notch boobs!) Either way, if I wanted to watch a good movie, I'd skip this piece of crud because it doesn't deliver in laughs, it doesn't deliver in story or rhythm, it doesn't deliver in acting, it doesn't deliver in chemistry, it doesn't deliver in reality, romance or plot cohesion... basically, it doesn't fuckin' deliver in much! So if 'fun', 'laughs' and 'entertainment' are what you prefer in your comedies, skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience. Sure, the premise is somewhat interesting, but what's the use of having a decent premise if all you're gonna do is fill it with major plot holes, fart jokes, cow ass fistings, and plenty, and I mean plenty of lame, lame humor. Now I kinda like Matthew Perry in real life, he seems to have that natural sense of humor and sarcasm about him, but what the heck was he thinking when he took on this sinking ship? (word on the street is that production on the film was halted for two months so that Perry could enter a rehab center for his own 'issues'-which might explain his signing on to it in the first place, I suppose)."


	8/26/2002:
"If I wanted to watch an overly tanned dude with a double-chin cracking wise every couple of minutes (without much success), I'd just watch myself in the mirror for an hour and a half and save myself the lousy bucks that I spent on this lousy movie. And if I wanted to see the gorgeous Elizabeth Hurley strutting around in a short Catholic schoolgirl's skirt and cowboy boots (which I did!), I'd either rent BEDAZZLED again (not as bad as this garbage) or check out any of the zillion website photo galleries dedicated to the curvaceous lady with the golden smile (and top-notch boobs!) Either way, if I wanted to watch a good movie, I'd skip this piece of crud because it doesn't deliver in laughs, it doesn't deliver in story or rhythm, it doesn't deliver in acting, it doesn't deliver in chemistry, it doesn't deliver in reality, romance or plot cohesion... basically, it doesn't fuckin' deliver in much! So if 'fun', 'laughs' and 'entertainment' are what you prefer in your comedies, skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience. Sure, the premise is somewhat interesting, but what's the use of having a decent premise if all you're gonna do is fill it with major plot holes, fart jokes, cow ass fistings, and plenty, and I mean plenty of lame, lame humor. Now I kinda like Matthew Perry in real life, he seems to have that natural sense of humor and sarcasm about him, but what the heck was he thinking when he took on this sinking ship? (word on the street is that production on the film was halted for two months so that Perry could enter a rehab center for his own 'issues'-which might explain his signing on to it in the first place, I suppose)."