ahh an elvis theme...
- silent bob

get a life
- waste of bread

Speaking of Elvis, how come these photos
haven't made it onto artorporno?
- Anon.
Been there!  Been here?  -Ed.

I always did think the kings hair smelled like burnt toast
- Seattle Sam

"So, what do you DO with yourself Jeffrey?" "Well my dear, I spend all of my free time toasting thousands of wonderbread slices to just the right shade of brown, buttering a select few for various shades of yellow, AND THEN SUMMON THE MAGICAL ANCIENT INCAN TOAST GODS TO ARRANGE THE GOLDEN GLUTEN INTO THE SACRED SYMBOLS THAT WILL RESURRECT THE ANCIENT ONES WHO SHALL INHERIT ALL THE TOASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE" "oh that's just MAW-velous Jeffrey, just MAW-velous..."
- nuff said

Wasteful gluttonous goomer...that "ART" could feed a whole
tribe of people in Somalia for a week. Pack it up...send it to them.
It's preserved on film. I hope you used food grade glue.
- Bread Basket

Elvis would be proud...and then he would eat it.
Long live the king!
- little E

sammy, dean, frank, etc., were roasted...
poor elvis gets toasted.
- burned in heaven

i wanna make a mosaic outta all my free AOL cds...
- could he help me?

Now...slather it with peanut butter and pelt it with sliced
bananas. A fitting tribute to the "KING".
- Miami Mike