9/12/2002:
"oh my darling eminem! how i love you marshall, spittin shiny massive magnetic acrostics to fit the thrillest rhyme style ever invented (ugh yeah i'm trying not to explain his quote unquote flow in those meaningless autechre words like architectural and labyrinthine but SHIT) but yeah although em's lyrics arent usually quotably evocative for rock reviews like wu or jay here i'm not even going to try, you have to hear him spit at it live or on record.

"that said he's playing the same old marshall vs shady real-or-fake game as usual (stage-y red curtain album cover referencing 'smarmy' faux-soul masterpiece lexicon of love!?!) and its as interesting and complex as it ever was but that wasnt what i came to the shady table for in the first place and you know all about it anyway from spin so lets pretend not to care."
Selected Comments:
"skinny white man gets nonsensical article written about him"
- big news?

is this the next m n m color?
- pit stop

strange pale boi gettin rich talkiing black to radical
youth with seriuos issues from traumatic homelife.
- keeping it real

nerd!
- Not A Nerd

Congrats to ArtorPornography.com for including the
occasional homoerotic pic. Marshall's mine, all mine!
- Licker

do ya think he realizes how gay he looks?
- gaydar

Deploying Secret Mather Stretch Arm!!
- Slim Gadget
PORNOGRAPHY!

(36 Votes- 31% Art, 69% Porn)




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